In Australia, we don’t say “I love you” we say “kangaroo steve irwin crocodile didgeridoo” which roughly translates to “you can have one of my tim-tams” and I think that’s so beautiful.
sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
I never received a letter from a magical school.
I wasn’t told on my 16th birthday that I was the only master of all four elements.
I never found someone alive in a block of ice.
There are no reaping for my name to be chosen from.
There is no factions to decide between.
My dad doesn’t go on “hunting” trips.
And I’ve never seen a mysterious blue box.
But I’ll be damned if I won’t be the hero of this story.
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned (via fullfrontalnerdityssx)
#NO BUT THIS QUOTE IS SO THEM#BECAUSE ONE WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN BORN WITHOUT THE OTHER#IF UTHER NEVER USED MAGIC FOR ARTHUR TO BE CONCEIVED#YGRAINE WOULD HAVE NEVER DIED AND MAGIC WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN OUTLAWED#SO BALINOR WOULD HAVE NEVER HAD TO FLEE CAMELOT#SO HE WOULD HAVE NEVER MET HUNITH#AND MERLIN WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN#IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S ENOUGH GROUNDS FOR MERLIN AND ARTHUR TO BE SOULMATES I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO YOU (via colinmorgasms)